SHAQflation

A subgenre of inflation porn featuring depictions of an inflated former professional basketball player Shaquille O'Neal.

Bro, did you see that new SHAQflation art? It's so hot.

by caffeineandfoxes November 26, 2022

Shituation

A really really messed up situation

"Your brother got himself in a bad shituation after shaving accident "

by Psykrates April 3, 2023

pre shitaltion

As you're getting ready to sit down on the toilet and take a shit; before you reach the seat, some shit drops, unexpectedly.

He had to go home early today, because of pre shitaltion stains.

by Turtle Dino Boy & Giraffe Girl July 31, 2010

Shituation

Shituation - pronounced like "situation": def. the sudden realization of an impending intestinal commotion of some sort, but most commonly used when referring to the need to get to the nearest bathroom facilities that will hopefully provide the privacy and comfort needed in order to assure a smooth delivery of the offending intestinal ordnance.

Todd: Hey man, take the next exit...I feel a serious shituation coming on!

Joe: I know, right?

by Backandforth November 24, 2011

Shituation

A poop that comes on so quickly you aren't sure you'll make it to the can.

Man, I was stuck in traffic this morning and almost had a real shituation.

by grinner71 September 15, 2011

shituation

(noun) a set of circumstances in which one finds oneself; a state of affairs, that have gone to shit.

After hooking up with his female friend once, and being denied a second time, Jake found himself in a shituation.

by thunderbearhawk November 9, 2011

shituation

A situation in which one's time to reach a proper bathroom will exceed the amount of time before an involuntary bowl movement will occur.

After eating some street food in Mexico, I had a shituation and needed to buy new pants.

by Magatron February 6, 2013