shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

Shitfag

A master of disguise, the shitfag is a cigarette consituted entirely out of shit. These can be used to surprise your friends, annoy your enemies or if your trapped in Mongolia, it is indeed what everyone else is smoking.

Pat: "Oh cheers for the smoke man"
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."

by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009

Shitface Drunk

When you are drunk off you ass and what not!

Hey is it time to drive? NO 'CAUSE I AM SHITFACE DRUNK!

by emily b January 3, 2004

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002

shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question

Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?

by mysteriousman July 19, 2004

shitaphobia

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

ShitFactoryPalooza

The more socially accepted term for "Take Your Dog to Work Day." The excessive amount of waste that canines produce with humans picking it up bare-handed combined with a music festival is believed to be the origin of the name.

Jesus christ, it's not even ShitFactoryPalooza and I've stepped in dog shit and dog vomit three times today at the office.

by Helmetbroom June 28, 2010