Shitstand

The act of doing a handstand and taking a shit. Prefferably in or around a bathroom. Defying the very laws of nature and gravity itself. For support legs can be planted on the adjacent wall.

The only reported case was in a rural town, by a boy named Jay. No video evidence has surfaced, only eyewitness accounts of a few friends and confidants. Speculators say such an act is not possible, but that's for you to decide.

Odd thing happened today, went into the bathroom and saw some guy's hands on the floor under the stall and his feet peaking over the top. From all the grunting, I think he was doing a shitstand.

by Jay McGorty February 5, 2009

Shittalkin

The act of ripping on someone verbally, most present on games like HALO or CALL OF DUTY esp. when winning by a large amount.

"some guy was shittalkin to me last night, so i burned his house down"

by reedo March 26, 2008

shitamabob

A conglomeration of sites/links/stuff/shit that can be found on the internet.

wow. you got a shitamabob of junk there.

by graykicksass May 10, 2009

Slitataurus

1. A dinosaur that lives in a woman's vajayjay.

2. How a college freshman reads "clitoris" without having adequate sex ed in high school.

I decided to break up with her when I discovered she had a slitataurus.

by SncDinosaur February 21, 2011

Shittaculous

Adjective: An object or occurrence where there is a fabulous and spectacular large scale orchestration of an all out horrendous shit show or epic fuck up and fail. Rarely goes unnoticed by the masses. Usually makes covers of gossip magazines or most-viewed YouTube vids.

Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem a few years back was absolutely shittaculous.

by misscc79 April 18, 2013

shitarang

A worthless ex that keeps trying to come back into your life.

The shitarang messaged me again last night trying to hook up.

by TripG January 23, 2020

Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.

Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."

by Slagwurm September 7, 2008