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complete shambles

The second tier of organisational shambles caused by management failing to understand even the basics of how an office operates.

Unlike a simple shambles, it could be foreseen by any educated 10 year old.
Sending the member of staff who paid the accounts to work in another office resulted in neither the electricity or water bills being paid, instantly reducing the office to a complete shambles which was far worse than the shambles when only the water bill had been unpaid.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
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Shumbles

A boy who has a jew-fro and thinks he is cool when he is actually lame. A "Shumbles" commonly gets expelled from school.
"Hey who was that guy smoking pot behind the shed?"
"I dunno, I saw his hair though, he's definitely a Shumbles"
by draug May 27, 2009
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shamblebomb

a shot of 151 dropped into a glass of red bull
Last night I took 3 shamblebombs and the next thing I know I rented a hotel room by my house and tried to bring back a girl I met on the street, but it turns out I just ended up asking the concierge to find me hookers and got security called on me intead.
by HatMan517 October 30, 2011
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absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.
The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
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Shibbles

My gorgeous sparkly-eyed pixie-eared smiley-faced girlfriend!
I'm in love with Shibbles!
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Shamble

We shambled to decide who had to clean up the dog poop.
by stripecat February 19, 2011
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shmible

when your urine drips out of your vagina or penis when you are nervous
"I was so nervous when I saw my crush shmibled in my pants"
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