sheriff wally

The jew with a huge nose, breathing all our air, trying to tell everyone what to do; all the while being a FUCKING IDIOT.

Can be seen watching CNN and playing with coloring books.

Here we go, "Sheriff Wally" is calling me again. I wonder what he wants now.

by the_always_unknown August 12, 2011

sheriffs patch

The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina.

While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch).

by Jobobagonush April 24, 2015

Shitbox Sheriff

Toilet attendant with an attitude problem

Check out the Shitbox Sheriff thinking he's all that with his fake aftershave.

by gary google May 05, 2011

Saucy Sheriff

When engaged in sexual intercourse with a partner, when one is about to climax they yell “in the sheriff in this town!” And proceeds to deliver 6 final thrust in quick succession leading to ejaculation/climax.

When she asked who was the in charge while having sex, I performed the Saucy Sheriff

by TheSaucySheriffOfficial April 22, 2023

sheriff's badge

When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.

Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!

by Allmeasshole October 19, 2008

shit sheriff

A shit sheriff is a janitor that hangs out in the bathroom while you're dropping a load, usually a really explosive load that splatters the bowl and sometimes gets on the back of the seat. The shit sheriff goes directly in behind you armed with a bowl brush and a grimace.

I wish the shit sheriff would stop standing outside the stall listening to my anal explosion.

by scorpiox December 17, 2014

Sunburnt Sheriff

When a girl tries to give you a hand job but sucks at it, causing your dick to chafe and look like a sunburn sheriff

Yo, i thought i would get laid but all i got was a sunburnt sheriff

by Nicole.862 August 17, 2008