Shearing

When a lady has sex with a sheep .lesbians scissor. Woman and sheep do shearing

That’s gross did you see that lady shearing yesterday?

by Don’t look under the bed May 21, 2023

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

Main Shear

Someone who just lost 9 pounds and has a bunch of cross eyeds in his family tree

Main shear just ate a corn dog in front of me

by Main Shear 2 January 24, 2024

Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

leona shear

big fat McDonalds whale

oh my gosh, did you see her! she's such a leona shear!

what a cow!

by dayra villot February 25, 2023

Ben sheared

A man slag that need's to get an STD check up

Boy 1 are u sure u don't need to go for a check up

Ben sheared no ive had STD's for a while now

by Month 231010 March 2, 2018

Rusty Shears

When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship

I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home

by jack_fb ttv February 28, 2023