sharken

The act of hitting on the least attractive/least charismatic individuals at a party or bar. Targeting the weakest prey.

I was feeling pretty low because my ex-boyfriend is seeing someone new, so I decided the easiest option was to sharken at this boring house show.

When I'm feeling fat and hormonal, I like to sharken because it's an easy way to boost my self-esteem.

He's such a blackout drunk, after 9 pm, all he can do is sharken because the smart, pretty girls are already laughing at him.

by the_heiress June 30, 2011

shaken or stirred

Shaken is anal sex stirred is oral sex

Do like being shaken or stirred

by KIDEPIC2 4 November 13, 2015

Shookenish

When you've been shook many times in one day.

WOW! Kaitlyn was very shookenish today right Brianna?? Yeah!!

by DOGS AND CATS ARE GREAT December 10, 2017

shoken frooker

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a dumb ass hoe upon their first visual encounter with BTS' Jeon Jungkook. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general jungshooken-ness, and can last up to 2089087685487345602943 hours. Symptoms include wide-eyed staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jungshook Effect when it happens to straight males and homosexual females, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Shoken Frooker specific to the dumb ass hoe subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf? You got me jungshook." but it is best if you wait a few hours to let their system recover before exposing him to the maknae again. Just tell the dumb ass hoe you'll explain later.

My dumb, bitch friend was shoken frooker for 12 centuries. We missed our lives.

by AandH.? May 31, 2018

shookening

an element of surprise that makes the subject so surprised therefor they are shaking, leading to be shookening

“yo i made a burn book about everyone i hate in school
“if miss holmes sees that, she’ll be shookening”

by kal mad March 17, 2019

Shooken Thicc

Shooken thicc is the most thicc somebody can be and if they are over it than rip.

Guy hoe #1: OOOH she shooken thicc finna hit that tonight

The Mans: Dam she shooken thicc Imma hit that right now finna tear her up like an animal ;)

by GOFER!@# April 11, 2019

Shaken coochie syndrome

When you fuck a girl so hard she has to have surgery to untwist her organs and physical therapy because she lost feeling in her legs only for her to never fully recover and have to be in a wheelchair for a long ass time.

Larry once gave 20 girls shaken coochie syndrome in one night, he's my idol.

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020