to get your pants pulled down unexpectedly in front of others
Damn man, I heard you got shanked the other day. All the chicks are saying you got a small dick.
by bakerd812 April 10, 2004
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The term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have Diarrhea. I mean, seriously, who wants to see that?
Um, yeah Vinny this Bumper, I cannot come in tonight cause I got the shanks.
by Annette Llloyd August 10, 2007
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to stab/slice cut or in general kill with a sword/knife or other sharp shiny object
yo that nigga just shanked sombody, lets bounce from dis hizzouse before the 5-0 roll up
reply- fo-shezy
by d-bizzle November 16, 2004
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Male - Masturbating whilst concurrently excreting. If timed correctly, a turtles head should appear simultaneously to expultrice.
"Bloody hell Pete, you've been gone ages"
"Yeah sorry mate, I was having a shank".
by sphinckle September 19, 2019
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taking a shit and havin a wank at the same time
"dude I just went to the jacks and just had a great shank thinkin of your mom"
by Marie & Conor February 13, 2008
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An act which is devoid of physical contact but performed as a means of hurting another via implications derived from material that was written, coordinated or said in such a manner as to directly mean one thing but understood by the targeted party as an act to inflict pain mentally or emotionally.
Dude! You really shanked that Beefalo by playing AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Of Rosie" then following it up with Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" on the jukebox.
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
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to stab or get stabed
that bastered got shanked
im gunna shank you
by sinan. July 23, 2005
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