Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.

As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.

by Sew Jew January 11, 2024

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hole sewing

when somebody cuts the edges of someones butthole and sews it back together so a scab shuts the butthole. the scab then forms skin cells and the butthole is tucked away. this leaves the victim to rot from the inside out due to the poop in their body rotting away.

steve: "wanna do some hole sewing (wink wink)
john: "unloads a bullet into his head"

by kaihatesxavier May 4, 2021

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sewing

a way to administer drugs with needle and thread.

yo you guys down to do some sewing tonight?

by roryrotten82748 June 22, 2022

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Sew buttons on a peacoat

something to say when you dont know what to say

"So...," she said trying to fill the odd silence.
"Sew buttons on a peacoat," the old man replied.

by casper_thegirl January 31, 2022

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plain-sewing

According to the Oxford Dictionaries: "(2) Slang , a sexual activity of homosexuals involving mutual masturbation." According to Fintan O'Toole's review of Edward Mendelson's "Complete Works of W.H. Auden" (vols. V and VI) in the New York Review of Books of Oct. 22, 2015, the expression was used by W.H. Auden in his essay on J.R. Ackerley's memoir, "My Father and Myself". Auden made it into the OED with two citations (for first use in print) from this essay of his, for "plain-sewing" and for "Princeton-First-Year", which means frottage, or rubbing, generally. Using the hyphen better distinguishes the expression from its main usage, that is, to refer to simple sewing.

Bruce and Wayne started with just a little plain-sewing in the shower, but then quickly threw themselves into bed and gave it everything they had.

by AlienAl April 18, 2025

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