Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.
Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!
Snape: No, I am your father!
Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!
Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!
Snape: No, I am your father!
Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!
Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew with his undying love for liky meaning he spent the rest of his life spying until death brought him peace. He is head of slytherin house but has the loyalty of a hufflepuff , the brains of a ravenclaw , the cunning of a Slytherin and the bravery and heart of a Gryffindor.
He wore black for the rest of his life to show mourning for the loss of his friend and love lily. The first sentence he spoke to her son had the hidden meaning of I deeply regret Lily's death. He died in the line of avenging her but his legacy lives on in Harry's youngest son Albus severus.
Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew with his undying love for liky meaning he spent the rest of his life spying until death brought him peace. He is head of slytherin house but has the loyalty of a hufflepuff , the brains of a ravenclaw , the cunning of a Slytherin and the bravery and heart of a Gryffindor.
He wore black for the rest of his life to show mourning for the loss of his friend and love lily. The first sentence he spoke to her son had the hidden meaning of I deeply regret Lily's death. He died in the line of avenging her but his legacy lives on in Harry's youngest son Albus severus.
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