serratia

A rare type of subterranean goblin that only surfaces under the light of a full moon. This strange creature has two spindly arms and legs and an almost comically large head. If you ever come across one in your travels offer it food to temporarily gain its trust. They will often lead you to nearby treasure

“A serratia in the wild, quick give it some fruit”

by Mithradites November 23, 2021

Protest Servant

What Dale Denton is in the film Pineapple Express, per Saul.

What Dale actually is, is a process server - somebody who serves papers (legal documents, etc) to others.

Saul: See Dale here, is, a, protest servant--
Dale: No, I'm not... that's not what I am.

by Melodyman68 December 3, 2020

milkguns servant#9540

worst co owner ever, would kick you for no reason. never invite them to your server

person 1: omg have u heard of milkguns servant#9540?

person 2: omg not them! theyre so mean!

by eatdeeznuts July 21, 2021

thomas acosta serrano

jebebus

"thomas acosta serrano cringe" ye ik

by pogpooptarts November 12, 2020

Hot pepper Serrano

The worst phone ever that is $15 at Walmart

Hey you have the hot pepper Serrano

Yeah I smashed it with a 10 pound hammer because it’s junk

Alcatel 1b better

by Amogus😳 August 25, 2022

Master and Servant

It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot like life
There's a new game we like to play, you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees
We call it 'Master And Servant'
We call it 'Master And Servant'
It's a lot like life, this play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Domination's the name of the game
In bed or in life, they're both just the same
Except in one you're fulfilled at the end of the day
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, yeah
Come on, yeah
'Master And Servant'
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (like life)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot ('Master And Servant')
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (like life)

It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing (it's a lot like life)
If you despise that throwaway feeling (it's a lot like life)
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'

by Death Menace June 20, 2023

Servant of The Night

a wet dream.

my servant of the night came and relieved me of my sexual frustration.

by James January 22, 2004