A phrase used to describe when the other person gets laid on a regular basis or is generally considered to be good-looking. This serves as "the great equalizer" when other bad things happen in their life, and they shouldn't be able to complain about the other things as a result.
Nic: Dude, I just got a $350 speeding ticket and my dog died today. My life is so bad!
Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!
Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!
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Similar to the Shocker or Stunner, but instead, the middle finger goes into the girl's pussy and the ring finger goes into her ass.
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Mike: "how'd you make it through that 2 hour meeting?"
Kerry: "I practiced the art of sexualization using women in the meeting. First, Sherry from accounting was riding my cock on the conference table, loving it so much she was spreading her butt checks and starring at Lauren from finance. Then Jill from 2nd floor joined in, she liked it from be-hindt! Next thing I knew the meeting was over..."
Larry: "wow that was the most boring class ever"
Jason: "not for me, I used sexualization. That red-haired girl beside me is now named cinnamon, and she should probably brush her teeth after what just went down"
Kerry: "I practiced the art of sexualization using women in the meeting. First, Sherry from accounting was riding my cock on the conference table, loving it so much she was spreading her butt checks and starring at Lauren from finance. Then Jill from 2nd floor joined in, she liked it from be-hindt! Next thing I knew the meeting was over..."
Larry: "wow that was the most boring class ever"
Jason: "not for me, I used sexualization. That red-haired girl beside me is now named cinnamon, and she should probably brush her teeth after what just went down"
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