poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop

I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.

by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014

selfie stick

/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.

Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."

by silverfruit January 4, 2015

Selfiecide

When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.

This man committed selfiecide while trying to take a selfie hanging off the side of a high-rise building, and fell to his death.

by Mr.Dinoman October 19, 2015

Selfish bastard

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.

Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!

by BoS101 July 23, 2012

selfie

Taking a picture of yourself like a idiot with swag

idiot 1: Let's take a SELFIE
idiot 2: DUCK FACE #YOLO!

by #SWAG #YOLO #IDIOT May 8, 2014

Selfie

The beginning of the end of intelligent civilization

Future sociologists use the selfie as an artifact for the end of times

by Future Sociologist November 27, 2013

shelfish

concerning the taking of more than your share of shelf space

My roommate is shelfish - she took over all the shelves in the bathroom without regard for my needs.

by BenDover52 October 25, 2009