Seaweed boy

A bloke at work who just floats around doing fuck all

Look at Theo just walking around doing nothing again what a useless seaweed boy

by Jexma December 2, 2025

Seaweed jungle

A whole bunch on pubic hair thats long and smelly

Dude cut your seaweed jungle

by Boonginckus January 14, 2026

underwater seaweed

Pubes growing inside the vagina

Damn! Cassidy has insane underwater seaweed!

by Clouds_4_lyfe February 14, 2018

double seaweed deluxe

A burger that can be good ass heel in the tutweezy krusty krab song on YouTube look it up and you’ll find out

Let me get the double seaweed deluxe deluxe. Like me double double double double. Aye Double Seaweed deluxe. It will cost you a lot of bucks.

by QueenB💍👅🤤💦 April 6, 2018

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 24, 2011

Airborne Seaweed Herpes

It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas

"Would you go home with him?" "eww no he has airborne seaweed herpes"

by bum :p November 20, 2014

Mexican Seaweed

When you're fucking a girl and when she orgasms you shove seaweed down her throat, and then you push her down a flight of stairs.

Yo dude i totally gave this girla Mexican Seaweed last night. Man that's the Real Deal.

by The Fearsome Threesome January 27, 2010