smather

To cover another's mouth with your scrotum to temporarily inhibit breathing. Non-sexual form of male dominance. Portmanteau of sac + smother.

Bitch, talk shit and I'll smather you.

by A Dawg A May 12, 2008

Slathered

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009

Heat seater

A sexual maneuver, mainly used for male masturbation, where the seat heater in a car is left on while jacking off to singe ones balls.

Billy felt nervous about attempting a heat seater in a public parking lot.

by Curufin July 19, 2014

heat-seater

shitting yourself in a car without seat heaters

My ass was freezing, so I gave myself a heat-seater.

by bishpants April 21, 2009

smather

verb. 1) to profoundly lick
2) something the brass section of a band does a lot to ass

Brass smathers ass!

by soupdop March 1, 2004

heat seater

another name for a seat heater. generally located in the driver and front passenger seats in cars.

a: woah, my but is so warm!
b: yeah man, heat seaters are on!

by rocknro8907 January 3, 2012

Seether

Simmering multiple orgasm often experienced by multi-orgasmin lesbians during cunnilingus.

"I can't see her till I'm foaming at the mouth.
Seether is neither big nor small.
Seether is the center of it all.
I try to rock her in my cradle.
I try to knock her out.
I try to cram her back in my mouth, yeah.
Can't fight the seether" Veruca Salt

by Bien Lingua March 18, 2009