backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.

I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

by Prime Time April 7, 2005

Izzy Salant

An awesome guy who is misunderstood. He's always there for you and likes everyone who likes him. He falls in love quickly but even in the face of rejection he still manages to maintain a great frienship. People who don't really know him find him annoying but really, he's pretty chill.

"Dude, Izzy Salant is actually pretty chill outside of school"

by No one will know November 10, 2012

Sealing The Tomb

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!

"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."

by John Zayus. August 20, 2009

Shealan

Every 50 years or so, a female child is born who grows into the epitome of wild beauty. Shealan is a name reserved for only the most beautiful of these women whose grace, intelligence, humour and energy often confuses her for a gypsy goddess. (Often enjoys surfing and being read poetry by men with Australian accents)

Oh my god! Is that...it's that girl, Shealan!?

She must be. No other can be so beautiful.

by Gaberey1 May 16, 2017

Selani

A beautiful,funny, lovely dark skinned girl who has so many friends its scary. When she leaves a school all her friends will be crying for days.

freind 1: OMG i luv selani. why did she have to leave? :(
friend 2: i don't know but she has sooo many friends and i luv her soo much

by Secret Admirer 10456 March 4, 2009

salan pussy

the act of having sex with a women who is of the middle eastern background: the salan refers to the curry sauce that the indian and middle eastern women eat therefor making them salan pussy.

my friend Danial eats out the girls that have salan pussy.
thats gross

by danial amjed December 24, 2009

The Salty Seaman

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004