scumtard

A really retarded person that's worth the scum on my shoe.

Me: You're a scumtard!

by scumtard April 24, 2005

Scrutster

A person who spends most of their working life in the toilets spraying shit all over whilst playing shit games on their phone.

Dan: Morning!
Workmates: Alright scrutster
Dan: I really need a shit

by clodhopper August 22, 2008

scumtahd

Worthless retard...

The word 'Scumtard' originated in 2009 by a Sir Smalbert. However, Matt Damon had trouble reading the word in the Bourne 4 movie script and people are now pronouncing it as 'Scum-tahd".

Yo look at Mainthow that scumtahd... I heard he was writing Idiots for Dummies.

by SamueL's February 4, 2009

scunt nugget

A derogatory term usually applied to people who enjoy making fun of others for no real reason. Can be interpreted with multiple meanings as well.

Usually applied when a very strong come-back is required.

Ashley: Knock-knock
Adrian: Who's there
Ashley: Your hairy mom !!!!
Adrian: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SCUNT NUGGET

by Amac 012345 February 24, 2009

scruttix

the scrotum and all the surrounding scrotal areas. from the crease of your inner thigh to the back of the gooch and all the way up to the base of the penis.

i have a rash on my scruttix so i should put some ointment on that shit before it spreads.

by ---kris--- January 2, 2009

scunthered

utterly fucked ( Northern Ireland) meens you ar in serious shit

person 1 accidentally killed someone
person 1:im am fucking scunthered

by karim abduldibar June 29, 2009

scartch

1. To screw up

2. A tool used to destroy things

1. "Donny, you scartched everything!"

2. "Hey Nick, can I borrow your pencil scartchinator?"

by tdiguy123 October 27, 2013