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Smurfed

Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )
"Lets smurf it up tonight!"
"Fool, Im so smurfed."
by Smurf Me Please July 25, 2009
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scuffed

Synonym for "Fucked," used in setting where "Fucked" might come off rude or insensitive.
Person A: "Dude my mother passed away in a terribly gruesome way the other day."
Person B: " Aw man, that's scuffed."
by Dr. Jonson S. Lee March 26, 2019
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Scuffed to fuck

Either very excited or very angry.
"Mr. Gomez, I'm scuffed to fuck about this physics grade."
by The Grim Reaper's Secretary August 24, 2017
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surfed

The verb form of {surfboard}, where a girl grinds and sinks onto the man, who is lying erect.
Becky surfed her boyfriend last Friday. I think he still hasn't shaken off the shock of THAT encounter.
by awesomeisanoverusedname November 9, 2015
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Scufed

When something is too far gone; beyond saving.
We almost finished the mission, but this man scufed the run by taking off his golden gun.
by Anialatrex November 9, 2019
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Smurfed Out

Tripping on acid, or in other words feeling any sensation of extreme euphoria.
Yo dude, he's so smurfed out on that weed.
by Justin February 20, 2004
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Papa Smurfed

Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin... if you catch it right, you cause her to bite her tongue.
"I can't believe he papa smurfed me! Bit my fucking tongue as well!"
by Justin Brighton October 6, 2007
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