Stunning Ingrid

A lady companion for lonely gentlemen. Now with real pubes and a bicycle repair kit. Three holes for your pleasure, made quite small to suit the gentleman of ... ahem... smaller stature.

"Ingrid! Why are you crying?"
"She's not crying sir, she's just full."

by Ro Hunter Turbo April 13, 2005

Stunning and brave

An idiot’s response when they see something like a black mermaid or a can of bud light.

“Hey, did you see that the new Little Mermaid is black?”
“Yeah. It’s so stunning and brave!”
“Did Matt and Trey write every joke you know?”

by captaintoot August 19, 2023

Shunning

Used to replace the word 'Something' in the Scene kid's everyday vocabulary book.

I was gona say shunning but i herra (hella) forgot!

by shunningshweet May 17, 2007

Scanning

The act of using some type of plastic card (Visa, credit, school, debit, gift, etc) to snort cocaine.

Me and My friend thought of the word when we found out that my friend used his School ID card to do it, just scooping it in a line on the card, and "scanning" it across your nose.

"Man bitch, I was scanning last night, and that shit was rawww."

"That guy scanned last night. Afterwards he became a crazy nikkuh."

by Benjamin Phillips February 29, 2008

Stunning

Emily.
She is the definition of it.

Emily is a stunning girl.

by TADMAN November 2, 2008

sconning

a Sconning is a feast usually consisting of a three course meal.

We had a Sconning of note.

by A3aan October 30, 2011

Stunning

What makes Rebecca pretty is her face.
What makes Rebecca hot is her body.
What makes Rebecca cute is her behaviour.
What makes Rebecca beautiful is her personality.
What makes Rebecca STUNNING is all of the above.

She is everything I have ever wanted; she is stunning.

by gaets July 14, 2020