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Scrunchtard

A person below 5’3 usually red-headed and/or attending special education.

They can also be very as you gamers say “quirky”

If you see a Scrunchtard roaming without an owner please contact the C.S.C. (Center of Scrunchtard Containment) immediately via this number: (317)-889-7272
*man below 5’3 try’s to insult you* shut up Scruchtard

Hey look at that Scrunchtard over there, he can’t even reach the top shelf
by Lasernarwhal (Nate) January 15, 2019
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Scrunchie Day

Give you crush a scrunchie day!
Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!
by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019
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scruncher

Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.
Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O
by Delta2echo September 18, 2010
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Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.
Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."
by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010
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scrunchie

It could be used as a hair accessory, or as an bracelet. Sometimes a girl will give it to someone special such as her boyfriend or so to indicate that they are dating or he’s taken.
Aw man that cute boy has a scrunchie on, must be from his girlfriend.
by Marleen xc August 14, 2019
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scroach

Small arthropods that inhabit the genital area of a male. Cause itching and discomfort and may spread disease. Normally spread by sexual contact with the genitals of others or combing ball hair/man-bush with an infected comb or brush. Also known as crabs or lice.
Damn! I knew I shouldn't have slept with that slut; she gave me scroaches!
by Staaron January 13, 2008
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Scrunchie for hoodie

Girl: has scrunchie

Boy: has sweatshirt
Both: trade
Scrunchie for hoodie
by Thomasthetrainboi September 19, 2019
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