scromelette

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.

"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."

by Tangerello December 22, 2005

Scrompy

a idiot or a dumbass, a screw-up loser with no friends

Get that scrompy fag outta here now!

by Randomnessultan December 8, 2010

scrofie

When someone takes a selfie of their balls on sometimre else's camera, phone, or computer....

Just found my phone and was going through my photos when I found someone's scrofie, wtf man

by daemon d August 27, 2014

Scrofula

A rare malformation of the penis where not only does it erect downwards but is also covered in warts.

As I was going to masturbate I found out that I had scrofula via self diagnosis, I shat my pants and hoped for the best, nobody will suck me off with scrofula.

by Harambeftw December 13, 2016

scromlette

when you try to make an omelette and it goes terribly wrong so you end up making 'scrambled eggs'

(scrambled eggs as a result of ruined omelette)
I was going to make you an omelette for breakfast but I kinda messed it up so now you have a scromlette!

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

scroof

A scroof is a skinner that simultaneously possesses qualities of both a Rat and a Goof.

Scroof: Skinner, Rat, Goof

"Hey man did you see that guy trying to pay people $40 to fart in his face infront of the hospital?" "Ya that guys a real Scroof I hear!"

by Chickenfinger2021 July 7, 2021

scromch

anything comforting (ie. food, a loved one, hugs, snugs, a warm blanket, a delicious slice of pizza, a piece of chocolate)

can be used as a verb or a noun

My boyfriend scromches me up when I get home from work

by 0xhellkat December 8, 2021