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Surgical Brain Job

The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.
"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."
by Nathan Pickles March 27, 2008
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Surgical

In many MMORPG games, the term "Surgical" usually means someone is acting both cocky and n00bish, which means that the surgical person thinks they are very great, when they are a complete idiot. This originated from a player on World of Warcraft by the name of Surgical who acted this way. People often made fun of him, but Surgical would lash back in anger or mistake the insults as flattery. Insulting him soon spread to a server-wide joke, and later gained popularity elsewhere. The server this originally took place at was "Black Dragonflight"
Wow, this n00b is so surgical. Hehe, what a useless n00b.
by Stonecosta June 28, 2006
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surgical hangover

The period following any surgical procedure (involving general anesthesia) where one feels like absolute crap for a duration of time. For most shorter procedures, this period can literally be mere hours. The hangover includes both the time in the recovery room, as well as the complete recovery back to how you felt prior to surgery.

For longer, more complicated procedures however, that period can take several days before you start feeling like a human being again.

As with traditional hangovers, when you're having the surgical variety, you tend to feel not unlike death warmed over.
I had a 5 hour brain surgery the other day and I'm still feeling the hell. I swear, I have a major surgical hangover!
by Gerardb63 October 19, 2012
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Surgical Strike

An activity 70 million Indian nibbas do on railway tracks in the morning instead of using toilets because they don't have toilets.
Oh! Look! Pajeet is doing another surgical strike.
by RecluseSpider February 24, 2019
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Surgical Chic

a style of clothing or apparel that is remarkably simular to medical uniforms. Clothing inspired by the stars of scrubs and/or local young doctors wearing their work clothes to the pub. Ie: Scrubs, Crocs ect.
some idiot:"Hey check out my new shoes, their those crocs they are soo in"
her friend whos really ashamed right now: "They look like medical shoes"
some idiot " I know right, so Surgical chic"
by Princess Fiona July 3, 2007
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scroficated

to sufficate a person or persons with ones ballsack.
I scroficated this chick who was suckin on my ballsack last night, then spent the rest of the night hiding her body on the levee.
by Ruthless Ryda January 23, 2009
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surgical wedgie

When your sexy thong gets so deep up in the crack, that it crosses the taint line and encroaches on the labs labia.
"Cover me while I dig out this surgical wedgie, it's cutting into my vajayjay."
by ChunkyDunkin July 24, 2014
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