scientology

A murderous cult,of dumb buttmunches,on an
elevator to Hell.They've already killed
some innocent people.Some of it's famous
members are George Clooney,Tom Cruise,Isaac Hayes,and the
crazy lady from Dharma & Greg.

George Clooney:Today it's America,tomorrow...the world.
Isn't Scientology great?

by Zenox November 14, 2006

scientology

It's like mashed potatoes, but it's not mashed and it's not potatoes.

Scientology teaches you that your heart is an alien's testicle pumping space cum through your veins.

by jamal432523 May 27, 2009

scientology

see pyramid scheme

scientology is a legitimate religion according to the united states government.

by tom cruise you lose July 05, 2009

scientology

So like thousands of years ago, there were aliens on this planet and then this galactic overlord came and killed all of them. Their soles went into a volcano. And then man evolved or something and now their soles reside in us, and that's what makes us sad and depressed. And so you give them $250 and they give you a book that tells you about your thinking levels. And then, and then your a Scientologist... But only if you pay them money, you cant get in for free.

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by FHRITP ALL DAY ERR DAY October 30, 2015

scientology

A load of bullshit started by a greedy Jew Sci-fi writer.

That nufag thinks that scientology is actually about religion? Its about giving your leader all of your money!!

by ifukdyermom February 09, 2009

scientology

a religion for people who hear voices in their heads that tells you to do bad things like burn things, kick that annoying guys ass,and the vocies also tell you that your gay. You are convients that you are not crazy and will belive anything that proves that ecessialy if it says psychologist are wrong or the crazy ones sense they will try to tell you what you don't want to hear. They belive the voices are bad but wather your a scientologist or a crazy person don't lisen to the vocies because you might burn down a house or worst of all kick my annoying ass. that may be just worst for me onless I'm in the house.

crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY! IT'S THE ALIENS IN MY MIND! THAT WHAT'S TALKING TO ME!

Kid: who are you talking to? Are you crazy?

Crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY, THE VOCIES WILL LEAVE WHEN I PRACTISE SCIENTOLOGY! THEN WE WILL SEE WHO IS CRAZY!?!? do you want get the voices out TO?

kid: I don't hear vocies in my head you crazy fuck! But thanks for asking crazy fuck.

crazy due: But, but they tolled me every one hears them!:(

Kid: nope...

Voices: you should kick that kids ass then burn down a chruch!

Voices: yes do it, do it...lisen to us!

crazy due: you know some times voices you gest make so much sences

(After kicking the kids ass like a crazed monkey and burning down a cruch like a crazy gorila, that can use a gas can and a lighter that is)

crazy due: why did I ever dout you voices I will belive everything you say from now on.

voices: your gay. no wait super gay!

crazy due: STOP FUCKING WITH ME VOCIES! I did walk walk right into that one thought.

by shafty Mick Jonhson May 09, 2006

scientology

When science fiction fandom goes too far.

Scientology sounds like a great sci-fi book, but I don't think I'll read it. The fanbase be kinda extreme.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021