Schnork

Verb used almost exclusively with dogs. Meaning to roll or rummage around joyfully, usually face first, while making happy noises, in bedding or on a couch

My dog is so funny the way he schnorks on my bed after we come in from a walk

by Bammbammy January 29, 2019

schnorkeling

verb. /ʃnɔ -kəl-ɪŋ/ simultaneously screaming, crying, throwing up and urinating (typically in the “worst way possible”)

“That week-ass meme had me schnorkeling on the bathroom floor”
“Officer give me some space, I’ve been schnorkeling uncontrolably for the last 20 minutes”

by CrabCycle October 31, 2021

schwormpt

Acting like an idiot while drunk.

Yeah my buddy Hale over there, he's totally schwormpt.

by libes March 11, 2022

schworm

A human worm

Look at that schworm wiggle

by Schworm man May 7, 2022

schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.

Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"

by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024

schwory

Someone who is a mix of all races, including those aliens from Roswell

Hey Gavin, that guy over there looks like a schwory, you can even see 4 fingers!

by UrCrazyCousin July 14, 2024

Schmorked

To lose a hand of Backalley Bridge. To lose something (derogatory)

“You just got schmorked.”

by hellpig0 December 23, 2024