schwanky

Term for a ritzy or high-class place or building. Usually used by people that lack the class to actually ENTER such places.

"That BigBoy's is schwanky like a BITCH!"

by Obi Juan September 7, 2005

justin schwockert

A boy born in 1990, who for years denied his bisexuality. Butthen a certian someone named Brett, in the summer of 2008, had a couple of threesomes, and make out sessions, well anyways, he was DRAGGED out of the closet. He is also know as "Emo Justin" i have no idea why.. he doesn't even look emo anymore

"hey look over there"

"OMG is that Justin Schwockert?"


"Yeah, he owes me money"

by Brett keever October 19, 2008

SGT SCHWENKE

A Reserve Soldier known for loathsome and annoying behavior. Most often this individual is a chaplain's assistant known more affectionately as Chap-Ass. Notable characteristics include: odd behavior and antics,
agitating remarks, all around goofy appearance.

The most prominent individual known to possess these traits is Chap-Ass SGT Schwenke
of Fort Benning, GA legend.

chap ass is sgt Schwenke or Schwenke-san

by joel-san1234567 May 5, 2010

Schwank

adj.
A word used to describe something, someone, or a situation that is insanely awesome.

"Wow the snow is really comin down hard"
"Hell yeah the pow pow will be schwank!"

by Sun355 May 4, 2007

Shwonkie

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

schwank

Synonymous to classy. From an early bicyle manufacturing company named Schwank. These were upscale bicycles around the 1940's. Expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word "schwank". those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schwanks. The noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something classy to Schwank bikes; schwanky.

Why is Billy driving that busted Jeep Pacer? What ever happened to his Schwanky Audi?

by Ryan C. Martin June 25, 2007

Schwong

A combo of Weiner and A Chinese Man kinda like this

B========D

Did you see that schowong in china town alex

by W to the double oo dizzle November 29, 2004