schaeffer academy

private christian school that contains one all dictating person who steals guys but otherwise its ok. and theres a fetal pig in the wall btw.

i used to go to schaeffer academy but now i dont

by stopandletmebreathe April 10, 2009

schweffe

Originally an English public school word with several meanings. For example, a guy who spends more time with his girlfriend than his mates or just a general idiot. But it has come to mean a public school idiot, since these people are the only ones who ever used the word.

Your mate Rupert isn't even on the guestlist, what a schweffe

Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe

That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe

by Jokes Lad 3000 August 30, 2012

schaefer

Noun. 1. A bunny 2. Someone sweet, adorable and very cuddly 3. A person who looves goobers

He keeps insisting he's not a schaefer, but with that nose and cute ass, what else can he be?

by Olya August 17, 2006

Schweff

A guy who spends loads of time with girls and ditches his mates to be with them, but never gets any pussy.

Schweff: Yeah, Katie and I are like best friends. I think she likes me!

Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.

by silent_deadly123 October 5, 2011

Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen

the most amazing tank ever used in WWII. Very durable. Very sturdy. very POWERFUL

Jake: This is such a Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen moment.
John: Bro! Totally a Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen moment.

by SkinnyWeinr November 26, 2019

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

schweiker

Girl who foams repulsively at the mouth after drinking beer, and then finds out years later during college that she actually can drink beer, but to do so she has to...
1) hang upside somehow
2) insert a very wide tube into her va-jay-jay
3) ask girl for assistance
4) pour beer down that shit, with a hint of sunshine dust

Claire def pulled a schweiker right in front of Jan...and when Claire asked Jan for assistance, she was all over that shit. And then they went to the Pi Kap house and fucked to Benji Davis (and they did it with the lights on.)

by T Finn October 25, 2007