schwifty

cool, gets loose at a party is an overall good thing to be.

God damn he's so fucking schwifty

by meow mr cow May 26, 2022

schwifty

to pull down your pants and shit on the floor while dancing at a universe or the streets were u stay

its time to go to party and get schwifty!

by FloatingRaptor October 19, 2022

schwiftism

The philosophy that nothing matters as long as you're Schwifty–
In short, freedom, hapenis, and fun is above all other purposes.

Boss: Hi did you shit your pants on the first day of the job?
New hire: Yes I was getting Schwifty.

Boss: Okay I don't care, all that matters is your practice of schwiftism.

COUNTEREXAMPLE: not Schwifty (Schwiftless)
Boss: Hi are your pants still white?
New hire: Yes and I didn't even shit on the floor
Boss: I don't care.. enough to EMPLOY YOU LOLLLLOEHAHSHEHE

by Schwiftists January 23, 2023

Gettin’ Schwifty

Getting really fast in (specifically) a Ford Escape.

*You see a Ford Escape getting real fast, real quick*

Hey, he’s Gettin’ Schwifty!

by FMGstudios February 16, 2024