knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

schick

1. something that is radically cool
2. often coincides with the phrase awlschiemn
3. sometimes used in a sarcastic connotation

1. Wow that poke check was schick
2. Schick i lost again, awlschiemn..
3. That wave was schick did u see that Jit?

by flexico January 27, 2007

schlick

The sound a female make when fingering herself.

schlick is the sound she made as she fingered herself.

by Big Tool December 25, 2003

Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

schnicklefuck

Benevolently drunk or drunk to the point of fun and nothing but fun (occasionally butt fun).

"Holy schlondinglers andy, we got straight schnicklefucked last night and totally danced nude to Grease!"

by Scott the Pirate September 15, 2009

Schlick Flick

A romantic movie that causes female viewers to become aroused and pleasure themselves.

I went to go see a chick flick with my girlfriends, but it turned into a schlick flick.

50 Shades of Grey

by frostbite36 February 21, 2015

Schlickum

Lubricant, for household or personal use.

Honey, the door's squeeky, got any Schlickum? Or, Honey, our condom's dry, got any Schlickum?

by Wendy Kae March 20, 2017