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Scrumming The Flanker

When a guy cleans dirt and other materials from a woman's vagina.
I can't play today, my mom says I have to go Scrumming The Flanker.
by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006
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scamming mate

A friend with whom you only fool around.
George and I never hang out; he is my scamming mate.
by Cynthia9512Vivian March 27, 2014
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Shamming

A slang term referring to drinking a Shamrock Shake from Mcdonalds, which only has Shamrock Shakes for a month around St. Patricks day.
Dude, last night we went shamming, and it was fucking great man.
by Mcdonald love December 31, 2009
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Scramming

Going out drinking when everyone else is cramming for an exam or having to work the next day.
That guy was scramming till 6am.
by turbo911 July 2, 2011
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Shamming

An act that takes place during group sex in which one couple holds a large piece of saran wrap over one person in another couple. The other person in the other couple then pees on the saran wrap and keeps adding random liquids onto it until the weight of them weighs the saran wrap down to the point that it is almost touching the person under it. Then the couple holding it turns it over and the person under it is doused with the horrible mixture.
Person 1: Did you see the Shamming that Leo received?

Person 2: Yeah, I think there was pickle juice in it.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Shrimming

To swim whilst also tripping on shrooms. Preferably off a beach.
"Hey, Diana and I went to the beach to trip and ended up shrimming in the ocean."
by Iamnoname February 18, 2015
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Shamming

The practice whereby an insecure individual will copy and paste a recently sent text message to their partner, via their Facebook page.

The practice of Shamming can often reap mixed results. Regularly, jobless folk, with no real world knowledge of the Shammer, will like this post. They may even comment with phrases such as 'aww, how sweet' and 'what are you upto today Hun.' These comments should be ignored as they originate from agoraphobic single mum's who yearn to converse with someone else regarding current topics on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Less commonly, a response to a Sham post will be one with negative undertones, written solely to shrink the Shammer's over-inflated ego. Comments to look out for are 'Vom' and 'Gay.' these will often be made by individuals whom actually know the Shammer. Although these may seem offensive, they are used primarily to remind the Shammer that friends would understand if personal conversations were undertaken upon a mobile phone with unlimited text messages.
I just looked on Facebook and noticed that girl has been Shamming again. It made me realise how privileged I am to retain her friendship on Facebook as I'm now fully aware she loves her boyfriend. I also know that she will be sharing a bag of maltesers with him this evening whilst watching Coronation Street in bed. Without her Shamming I would truly be lost
by Wintayyy August 12, 2012
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