Schmank

a e-cigarette or vape

yo, gimme that schmank bobby.

by xI Murx October 21, 2018

schmankle

To roll ones ankle in a circular motion.

In gym for our stretching we did schmankles.

by Scissor Animations on YouTube May 4, 2022

Schlanket

A Schlatt blanket

I use my Schlanket as a cum rag.

by Insanuim September 16, 2022

schanks

A trendy hangout location during hockey playoff time, where a male and a female converge towards a human waste disposal cubicle.

Guy: "I'm going to Schanks to poop"
Gal: "Did you say poop?"
Guy: "Hell ya I did!"
Gal: "Meet you there"

by DJC April 22, 2005

schanks

an event that occurs every season the calgary flames make the playoffs, in which one young man, lures a young lady into a bathroom stall, by telling her he has to poop, while her response is often, "Can I join you?"

D: hey baby, your so sexy, i gotta poop REAL bad
S: oh my, your making me wet, let me come with you
D: guys or girls?
S: guys
D: Can you make farting noises during?
S: I wouldn't have it any other way
D: This gives me a boner almost as hard as in physics
S: P=MV baby, P=MV

by 2nd Stall on the Right April 24, 2005

Schpunk

a smelly secretion from the male genetalia

watch me shoot my schpunk, you tart!

by ginger nuts October 24, 2006

schank

verb - to hit in the balls.

or - to get pwned.

schank got schanked!

by hmm!? October 9, 2006