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private all-girls catholic schoolism

the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.
"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism
by the 4 babes September 23, 2019
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Home Schooler

1.) One who separates themselves from society voluntarily and is generally looked upon as a social retard.

2.) Easily confused with "Home Schooled Kid" which is a person who is forced to be home schooled.
Fred: Dude, I was in the mall today and I walked passed this kid who was a total retard who hikes his pants way up... He looked like an idiot.

Ted: Yeah... He was probably a home schooler....
by 102939848519840819234098127348 November 15, 2010
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Home Schooler

Some kid who pussied out on regular school OR a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.

Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*

By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
by theNinjaCheese October 16, 2013
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american schools

a place of war worse then ww1 a place where depressed kids pull up with a glock and go bang bang
then when your hiding from the school shooter and there going to leave the autistic kid says bye the you get shot
yes american schools make you go kaplut
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Shenendehowa Central Schools

A school with approximately 13,000 students located in the Albany, NY metro, Clifton Park, NY, that enrolls students from Clifton Park, and nearby Halfmoon, Round Lake, and parts of Malta. The school consists of 60% of preps and jocks, 15% drugees, 10% goths and emos, 13% nerds and 3% of people that are so outcast they fit in none of the above.
Shen (the shortened name for Shenendehowa Central Schools) is so preppy I felt like ringing one of Shens' nerds neck, and then letting the emos douse them with their blood while the drugees stood by smoking pot.
by Brant Dahoda 2011 March 16, 2009
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Middle Schoolers

Kids that sit in classroom all day doing shit on paper and are very senctive.
Middle schoolers are rich youg hoomies.
by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016
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Schoolbus Scenario

When you are trying to tell a legit story one on one, but it might sound perverted or disgusting if other people hear it.

The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.

You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.
Matt: "What? I couldn't hear that last part, say it one more time."

Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"

Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."
by omgrebaomg April 22, 2009
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