schnit

1.) Shit or oh crap.

2.) Also could describe some thing.

1.) Aww schnit I forgot my dildo.
2.) Look at that schnit.

by alexandria August 26, 2004

Schnitzel Pixels

A foodie term for "dick pics".

"After you finish those balsamic short ribs, why don't you text me some schnitzel pixels..."

by Poultron May 1, 2014

Schnitta

A colloquial term for a chicken schnitzel only, and seldom used in Victorian country towns.

Kasey went to the pub for a Schnitta

by SchnittaLover2020 January 11, 2021

Chicken schnitzel

When you have sex on the beach.
You then cum on her stomach then roller her in the sand.

Last night i pump this chick on the beach and gave her a chicken schnitzel.

by Fat dingo baby November 21, 2018

Krusty schnitzel

The hottest youtube channel out there, it is the absolute pinnacle of human achievement. Watching a Krusty schnitzel video will give you a massive peen and cure all of your sadness.

Person 1: WOW that's one massive peen you've got my good man!
Person 2: thanks! I've been watching Krusty schnitzel, you better subscribe!
Person 1: I sure will!

by bigmanOwO666 June 4, 2019

Nichole's Famous Schnitzel

A series of sexual acts so depraved that it cannot be read without causing permanent psychological damage.

Tom is still recovering from Nichole's Famous Schnitzel.

by IggyTheGreat July 21, 2014

Schnitz Faced

When you eat so much Schnitzel that it makes you feel sick.

Pronounced: Sch-nit Faced

I got so Schnitz Faced last night and now I fell like crap

by Not Your WiFi April 23, 2011