schadenfucker

An insult hurled at people who laugh at your misery. Based on schadenfreude and, well, "fuckers."

Example: Yeah, yeah. So I just fell on the ice. You can quit laughing any time you schadenfucker .

by greebie December 20, 2013

Schnavel

To make out with six sec 1s at a dance

Guy 1:"Alex schnavelled last night"
Guy 2:"We have to put him down"

by boss69preet January 9, 2014

schadenfreudian

A SchadenFreudian is someone who feels joy when seeing others suffer misfortune physically or in speech or memory due to an unconscious conflict.

His SchadenFreudian attitude towards old people scare the hell out of me!

by ProfPlum January 30, 2016

Schnabel-lover

A person cursed by the misfortune of being attraced to a very cute ladyboy-like boy (of age). In his presence, you might experience uncontrollable urges to touch and caress him, and tell him how much you love him, and want to feel his warmth.

Sigma N: Ayo Benjamin, I am a Schnabel-lover.
Sigma B: Same bro, wanna touch his schnabel?

by NigerianAccentSchanbelLoverBoy November 29, 2021

Schrader

The last name of legends.

Dude; Hey, did you see the Schraders at that party last night, they were rocking!

Other Dude; Fuck yeah, they throw a damn good party!

by Yellow pumpkin eater October 26, 2010

Schadenfreude

In the behavioural sciences, Schadenfreude is the term for a euphoric affective state experienced in response to visual and auditory stimuli communicating others experiencing pain or suffering. The euphoric effect has been observed to be significantly elevated in females, primarily of Western origin, when the suffering is observed in males known to the test subject, with a strong correlation between the level of prior intimacy and intensity of the euphoria. Of particular note is the extreme degree to which other faculties may be impaired as the intensity of the euphoric state increases in the observer, in correlation to the increased suffering of the observed.

"In my decades long career I've never witnessed the brain's pleasure centre light up as much as it has in the divorced couple Schadenfreude cases. The most remarkable example was when a caucasian, middle class, suburban female heard her ex-husband had fallen off a roof and shattered his spine. She only heard an aural account and apparently didn't even need to witness it. The intensity of brain activity doubled when she was told he may never walk again. When she heard his children were watching and heard an account of the total humiliation he felt as they witnessed the moment of his downfall, we had to stop the experiment out of concern her brain may overheat. The fact that they were also her children witnessing a traumatic event appeared to have no attenuating effect on her response, if anything it increased."

by MalcolmTent0 May 24, 2018

schlade

Also known as iron lung, is one who is known for the art of slack. Can be used in junction with most any stoner activity... schlack-assing, schlacking off, being schlate, getting schladed.

Well, sooner is better than schlade r.

by sketch24428 January 26, 2007