An ironic iteration of smart meant to describe those who act smarter than what they actually are, and more often than not, try to belittle without provocation, those who they consider intellectually inferior, probably due to some mental condition, untreated insecurities, or both.
_I posted in my public Facebook bio how excited I was about the new Spider Man movie coming out, when right off the blue comes this asshole, posting a sixty lines long reply, delving into how DC's character arcs and plots are more intellectually challenging.
_Wow, what did you do?
_I told him to chill out, that not everything in life is about intellectual pursuits, to which he replied calling me an illiterate buffoon.
_Wow, that was rude, and totally uncalled for.
_Yep, that's when I saw his profile pic was the cover of Asimov's Foundantion & Empire, so I asked him, being so interested in intellectual stimulation as he seemingly was, his opinion on the Foundation's traders, specifically if he would consider them good willed merchants sharing the foundation's tech with decadent imperial worlds, or just a buncha glorified shills sowing subversion among the Empire's citizens with their fancy toys and lofty ideals.
_Haha, damn son!! what did he say?
_Well basically, he just told me to go fuck myself and that his intellect is orders of "magnitud" beyond mine, which makes talking to me a waste of his precious time, then he outright blocked me before I could tell him to go get a hooker or something.
_Wow, such a schmart and cultured guy, probly the schmartest one in the family.
_Wow, what did you do?
_I told him to chill out, that not everything in life is about intellectual pursuits, to which he replied calling me an illiterate buffoon.
_Wow, that was rude, and totally uncalled for.
_Yep, that's when I saw his profile pic was the cover of Asimov's Foundantion & Empire, so I asked him, being so interested in intellectual stimulation as he seemingly was, his opinion on the Foundation's traders, specifically if he would consider them good willed merchants sharing the foundation's tech with decadent imperial worlds, or just a buncha glorified shills sowing subversion among the Empire's citizens with their fancy toys and lofty ideals.
_Haha, damn son!! what did he say?
_Well basically, he just told me to go fuck myself and that his intellect is orders of "magnitud" beyond mine, which makes talking to me a waste of his precious time, then he outright blocked me before I could tell him to go get a hooker or something.
_Wow, such a schmart and cultured guy, probly the schmartest one in the family.
by Granudisimo October 22, 2018
Get the Schmart mug.When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.
by Lyncoln March 21, 2009
Get the The Schmorgusboard Argument mug.(n.) A transvestite prostitute
(adj.) Someone who acts in a way becoming of a transvestite prostitute
(adj.) Someone who acts in a way becoming of a transvestite prostitute
by Universe24 May 9, 2011
Get the schmarx mug.schmerzelkender (pronounced shmer-zil-ken-dur) is a word commonly used in place of a profanity. Most common substitute is the 4 letter one starting 'sh', especially useful when you have dropped a wardrobe on your toe in front of your mother - see example 1.
Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)
Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)
Example 1
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"
Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"
Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."
by Gordonio August 1, 2006
Get the schmerzelkender mug.an alcohol induced rage of ignorance that changes a persons IQ and personality to that of a neanderthal or southern Guido.
We got schmarked up...
After consuming an entire case of beer, Mark was schmarked up and placed the empty beer box on his head.
After consuming an entire case of beer, Mark was schmarked up and placed the empty beer box on his head.
by Yourmom21 December 16, 2012
Get the schmark mug.scherm stands for anything ... it is a generic word that has any meaning you want it to have ... people should be able to figure out what you mean when you say schmerm by the context it is used it
by plarson July 7, 2010
Get the schmerm mug.A deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.
by Semajskolka December 17, 2009
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