Schmizzed

Being high out of your mind; unable to control anything.

Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it

Paul: oh trust me I know ;)

by Will i am March 11, 2019

schmozer

Cross between a schmoozer and a poseur. A person whose talent for ingratiation and hype are inversely proportional to their vocational competence.

Coach Landers? That dude is such a schmozer—recruited the shit out of the state’s top striker, then turned practice over to his assistant on day one!!

by FunkyWinnie January 1, 2021

Schmizznidd

High as fuck. This word is a combination of the words: Smacked, Dizzy and Fried.

“Bro I’m schmizznidd right now, I don’t know how to act. I should probably just go to sleep.” Aka - high as fuck.

by @backyardmar August 4, 2021

Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022

Schmiegel

The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.

Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.

by BRUHunescape April 13, 2023

Schmiedeberg

1. A place in Germany full of hillside houses and trees.
2. Probably the coolest last name ever.

* I want to go visit Schmiedeberg, Germany
* Mr. Schmiedeberg talked talked to the eagle man

by schmied January 17, 2007

schlizenheimer

A low class girl who acts German in order to seem exotic or interesting.

"Dude, that schlizenheimer's German was so terrible, she sounded like a redneck reading Rammstein lyrics."

by Jeremy F April 23, 2007