schillingmaster

A truely haneous person, usually with the first name of Malia, with no friends, is dyslexic, skinny enough to break in half, and spends every waking moment watching TV shows such as 'The Office' and 'Ugly Betty'.

Schillingmaster has quite a big problem with dyslexia -(See definition #4), she doesn't understand the difference between fired and fried.

by hajugjug November 10, 2008

schmiering it up

To take a myspace-esque picture where you look much more attractive than you really are, and the picture hides your fat belly. Also refers to having depressing status messages on facebook.

She looked hot in that picture, too bad she was schmiering it up to hide her stomache.

by adonnis85 December 21, 2009

To Schilling

To take a hard penis like object and run around a room jerking it off

Man, that was so weird when he grabbed that bottle of Andre and started to Schilling it

by Sexrobotsexrobot October 31, 2011

schmilingo

when you badoink on the do ha

Aww Schmilingo!

by Mr, Fat March 17, 2023

kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)

-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?

by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016

timothy schmidting

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.

I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.

by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023

schmitting

A term used when a person hoggs joint.

Dude seriously stop schmitting !

by buschram September 1, 2016