Schmatta Gauntlet

A narrow walkway surrounded by merchants hawking cheap souvenirs, as frequently experienced when disembarking a cruise ship in a popular tourist port.

So I got off the ship to take a nice walk, but first, Oy!, had to survive the schmatta gauntlet!

by Cruise Maven March 21, 2019

Schmatorade

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Gatorade brand. Schmatorade offers "nearly" the same electrolytes and re-hydrating qualities, but in a more affordably labeled bottle and offered at a "are you serious"ly lower price. Schmatorade is an inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

(spit-take) Damn, Cornelius, this Schmatorade smells AND tastes like asparagus piss! Tell your cheap-ass momma to buck up for some Gatorade next time!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

Schmeterlich

A way to express anger. This word comes from a german word “Schmeterling” which stands for a butterfly.

for example you drop something and yell “schmeterlich” instead of “fuck” od “shit“

by SlutforHarryStyles June 13, 2021

Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted

Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

by FartFart420 February 12, 2022

schmaelz

The kid who picked his nose in Caddy Shack and then ate it.

Nice pick, Schmaelz!!

by navillus March 31, 2004

Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

by Shmater August 3, 2018

schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009