schloog

A schloog is a hole in the ground specifically made by hacking at it with a field hockey stick.

Cammie and Dalia made a huge schloog during practice while the coach was not looking.

by Nathanator October 25, 2009

Schloogen Doogen

Cookie dough made with blended Hershey kisses instead of chocolate chips. Served raw to guests in the shape of a penis. And balls.

It's ok. We have Hershey Kisses. Just make a schloogen doogen.

by Seymour B. April 12, 2011

schmoogan

a little guy who will jump up rig in your grill and won’t back down. always know how to rock a durag under a hat and it mad clean on the diamond. he’s a small guy but he’s got sneaky power with his corked bat

schmoogans would steal your girl man.

lil schmoogans is so clean with it

by ngyeet June 17, 2021

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024

Schlogan

The slander of Logans, typically in a hateful manner

"I hate logan what a schlogan"

by D0OM November 2, 2025

pants schnoogan

the act of stealing pants

Dave:hey what was that guy doing?
james Mc evans: he just pants schnooganed
Dave: oh i get it :D

PANTS SCHNOOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THEBOMBDOTCOM November 10, 2012

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 20, 2003