by Good Samratarin October 31, 2020
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by burstingspace April 4, 2016
Get the schlonged mug.a cross between a schlong (an abnormally large penis) and a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long)
thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything sexual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.
thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything sexual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.
gemma: so how did it go with tom last night?
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!
adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, fucking asshole
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!
adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, fucking asshole
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Get the schlonged mug.An intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. Not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.
Priest: "So what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?"
Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"
Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"
Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"
Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"
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