Schnitzel Tits

\shnit-suhl tits\

-noun

A pejorative term used as an insult to overweight people, esp. males with manboobs.

Younger Brother: I just reached my eighth prestige.

You: Shut up, schnitzel tits.

by Jack Danger Harper October 18, 2010

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bread a schnitzel

have a sex with chick

"Come on boys let's find some chicks and bread a schnitzel"

Dude may say to women "I would like to bread your schnitzel " or women can say "Would you like bread my schnitzel"

by xmc July 26, 2011

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schlitzed • Schlitted • schlitzer • Schmitzed • Schwitzed • shlitzed • Schnitzel • schlitz • schlitz-faced • schnitzeled

v. schlitz, schlitzed, schlitz·ing
(sh'litz)

1. The act of consuming a beer -- (more specifically a cheap one)-- through one's anus to maximize drunken impairment.
2. The use of any type of apparatus to allow beer/alcohol to easily enter ones butthole in lieu of consuming said alcohol orally.

Craig: Dude, we only got one beer left, and two of us.
Jon: Schlitz?
Craig: Schlitz.

Brian: Oh man, what happened last night? . . . my ass is on fire.
Ernie: First off, I don't know you... second, sounds like you manned-up and schlizted.

Mike: Where is everyone? Well, I guess it's time to start solo-schlitzing again.

by jkiller December 9, 2008

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Schlotze

A German word for insulting women. It's half Schlampe and half Fotze, mainly used in northern Germany. Similar to slut and bitch.

Petra ist so eine Schlotze.

by el sombrero dos August 17, 2006

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Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019

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