Jordan Schlansky kink

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.

Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.

by Eskils April 4, 2021

schmangy

crapped up. nasty. all schmangled
put some south in yo mouth!

dont puff that ghetty, its schmangy.

by buck November 29, 2004

schlang face

This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.

This schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?

by meowiekittie February 12, 2012

Schlang

basically anything you want it to mean, most commonly:

a. the act of getting laid

b. to totally own something

c. you sexy bitch

a. you totally got shlanged last night
b. wow you shlang at guitar hero
c. you schlang.

by sexy savvy November 9, 2009

schlang

When something is schlang, it represents itself because it is what it is. No advertising, no pushing, no selling, no looking for it. It just does what it says on the tin. It's there because it can be. Doesn't need to be sold: it sells itself because it is just there. Schlang.

I'm Schlang. Nobody notices me and nobody passes me by. They see me and know that I'm here because I am. I'm Schlang.

by hEll July 12, 2004

schlang

v. 1. to have sex with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have sex with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner

She dreams of schlanging him: his textuality is so right up her alley she can feel it glide there.

by demitria monde thraam January 26, 2004

scangry

A word meaning both scared and angry at the same time, hence the spelling. "sc"ared + a"ngry" = scangry. Could possibly be spelled with a "k" (i.e. skangry) for added ghetto credit, but the pronuciation remains the same.

That bad horror-movie remake made Miranda scangry as a grizzly in a hornet's nest, so we called up our rides as fast as we could and stayed out of her way.

by ver.y cle.ver chick September 6, 2005