schlabber die futz

An uncommon German slang for "Lick the pussy!!" Usually used as an exclamation like "damn" or "darn it"

Aw, I missed the bus! Schlabber die futz!!

by Yazster April 27, 2009

Schlammered

Significantly intoxicated to the point where words are slurred .

Sarah was so schlammered last night when I was talking to her on messenger I could barely understand what she was saying.

by Chelsea/Sarah December 14, 2008

shlambasted

When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting shitfaced and lambasted, which would leave you probably in a coma if capable of such a feat.

"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"

by Nick Gionfriddo December 22, 2008

Schrambam

A word used to define someone with large facial features, particularly the nose.

Wow, did you see the size of the nose on that Schrambam

by teamramrod19 April 2, 2013

schlample

Schlampe is a whore who has many casual sexual partners. This bitch can be normally seen under strretlights looking to suck people off for affordable prices. With the introduction of the dilapadated railway bridge in Leeds allowing prostituion beeing legal between 7pm-7am, it will be common to see schlmapes roaming the sreets and getting inot cars.

Otherwise known as Alexandra

Schlample is a whore who has many casual sexual partners. This bitch can be normally seen under strretlights looking to suck people off for affordable prices. With the introduction of the dilapadated railway bridge in Leeds allowing prostituion beeing legal between 7pm-7am, it will be common to see schlmapes roaming the sreets and getting inot cars.

Otherwise known as Alexandra

by plopsikle August 29, 2016

schlabang

1. A thing in one piece.
2. Something big.
3. A jewish party game, usually played by teens and young adults. The participants chase each other, slapping each other’s behind (shlap). The winner, the bangshwaz (and/or {name}-shwaz), get to wear a special hat – the kapphiz or kappsh.

– Hey, you didn't you just eat the whole schlabang, did you?

– Who took the schlabang? It was my schlabang, dammit!

Ethan-shwaz: I met a girl at the schlabang yesterday. I think I'm in love.
Joshua: Ah! Good thing you became the bangshwaz then – nice kapphiz!

by G. Briggs April 3, 2017

Schlarbing

When you have a devils three way and a girl eats your ass then makes out with the other guy without his knowledge of said ass eating

Dude I M going to try schlarbing Mike tonight when we bangTina, shit s gunna be hilarious

by Lemmetouchyou September 3, 2017