Schizophonicizm

A dissociative identity disorder which manifests itself upon making or taking a telephone call. Schizophonicizm is characterized by the presence of two or more phone personalities which are utilized to achieve a desired end result or impression in any phone conversation. Less a form of manipulation, and more characteristic of defense and coping mechanisms, Schizophonicizm is born of a 21st century society where the art of face-to-face communication has been lost and the prevalence of electronic communication has enabled the masses to communicate across great distances. The various phone personalities of a Schizophonic are primarily differentiated by voice pitch and vocabulary utilization. The only known cure for Schizophnicizm is the complete and instantaneous abandonment of telephone and cellular phone use.

Dude 1: Hey man, you got your reports done for the week?
Dude 2: Nah man screw that BS. In fact, I’m never doing another one those ever again.
Ring…ring…
Dude 2: Hello
Hot Secretary: Heeeyyy sweetie! How are ya?....Yeah so when are you going to have your weekly reports turned in?
Dude 2: Wasssup gurl! Yeah, I was just cranking those bad boys out. Anything to help the bottom line. You know me. You’ll have them in a jiff!
Hot Secretary: Thanks!
Dude 2: You know it babycakes!
click
Dude 1: Dude, WTH?
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: You never talk like that!
Dude 2: Sorry man, that’s just my Schizophonicizm acting up.

by UrbanCodeMan July 17, 2014

schizofriendly

1. Someone who understands the illness 'Schizophrenia' and is friendly towards the people who live with it.

2. A positive term used to identify someone living with schizophrenia and they are also friendly.

1. I understand the brain can be complex for many different reasons. I accept you just the way you are. I am schizofriendly.

2. Although I suffer from schizophrenia, I am a friendly person. I am schizofriendly.

by Mr Democratic Socialism September 21, 2018

SCHIZOPEÑAS

EFFECT OF PARKOURING IN THE LOBBY THATS WHY NA INJURE NA LAPO

Si Joel nagkaugwa schizopeñas kakamodules

by mamamojobart September 29, 2021

Schizophrenic Bone Man

A term used to describe unmedicated mentally unstable far-right extremists and internet trolls.

I am Schizophrenic Bone Man and I want to throw car batteries in the ocean, the eels need them.

by BoneBeater November 29, 2022

steven schibi

Assistant principal at HVRHS. Just like the school itself he is a very shitty person. he couldn’t give 2 fucks less about your mental health it’s all about finding that nicotine and dab pens. he’s constantly up everyone’s ass and he’s always searching people. short story: {he’s an asshole}

Steven schibi is gay.
black men fuck steven schibi in the ass

by stoner bitchassssss December 17, 2019

take your meds schizo

Take your medicine (you) schizophrenic.

Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.

"JEWISH LIZARDMEN WANT TO EAT THE WHITE RACE ALIVE"
"take your meds schizo"

by Harakiri445 February 17, 2021

dio schifoso

It's an italian blasphemy that reminds to you how much the god (of every religion) sucks.

To power up the "Sagrato" (in Tuscany we use to say Sagrato as the word Bestemmia ) you have to put the word "cane" at the end of dio schifoso, like:

"Dio schifoso cane, sto semaforo rosso ha rotto 'oglioni"
"My goodness, this traffic light has destroyed my nuts"

by jesoobbeast October 22, 2015