schmegma

The dribble running down Monica's lips after blowing Bill.

This schmegma matches my dress.

by rereneau November 8, 2003

Schemail

An e-mail message plotting devious schemes or pranks

Mary schemailed Joe and Greg the plans to wrap everything Ted's office with aluminum foil while he was away on vacation.

by CupcakeJoy March 22, 2010

scheiman

One who engages in delusional definitions of himself that are entirely inaccurate; Scheimans are also infamous for pioneering the practice of necro-pedophilia.

Don't listen to that Scheiman, his charities usually just raise awareness about necro-pedophiliac rights.

by Johnny Justice McTrutherston March 18, 2008

shegma

An african woman with red hair , and looks like a man. Can be mistaken for a hobo.

"Look at that shegma over their acting like she owns the place"

by Tbhag January 13, 2012

Schmegma

The dirty drop of ball sweat mixed with nasty fremunda cheese hanging in mid air between your balls and pants.

"Dude my schmegma had like 3 seconds of air that time"

by Frank Bertolli April 22, 2008

schmegma

Smelly, White, Cheese-like substance that forms on your dick.

"After a few months Schmegma forms on his dick...I love to lick it"

by Mad Whit September 9, 2003

Schmegma

An unidentified, often gross looking substance on door handles, refrigerators, phones, people etc. Schmegma can be found just about anywhere.

There is schmegma on the wall. Schmegma is falling from the sky. Is that schmegma on your face??

by Just some lesbian January 7, 2005