Crew Scheduling

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.

I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!

by rmah9k November 8, 2010

scumbag schedule

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.

12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule

by assclowntheassinator December 5, 2021

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

Normal Sleep Schedule

When u sleep between 3-6 am every day

Have a normal sleep schedule

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020

Cath's Sleep Schedule

Something inconsistent

Ugh my Valorant match history is like Cath's sleep schedule

by HoneyBunches23 June 17, 2021

hannah hue sleep schedule

the hannah hue sleep schedule is not just a simple sleep schedule, it is a mindset. to truly immerse yourself in the hannah hue sleep schedule you must make sure you are sleeping at the times which would most inconvenience those around you. to begin, you should make a timetable of all the events your friends have invited you to, or any things you have to do. you must then make sure you are sleeping during all of these timetabled events.

gaz: i'm here for your driving lesson
hue: zzzzzzzzzzz
gaz: ah yes, the hannah hue sleep schedule

by KnockingTheWallsDown June 29, 2022

high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.

Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"

by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023