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high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023
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dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent
Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy
by palabra up October 16, 2010
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facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status
Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-
by aildforsaken December 15, 2009
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the schedule

something you may or may not be put on depending on the color of your skin. this sked-you-hule is an important piece of paper in the deli/pizza industry. if your boss is mustafa, you should just kiss your ass goodbye.
"Hi, Im here for the schedule"
"You are not on this sked-you-hule"
by XjimmyX April 30, 2005
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Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.
Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
by jRob917 October 29, 2011
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The Schedule

DC Schedule

Thursday: Think about going to Opera, end up at Gelman Library bull shitting with everyone

Friday: Malmaison for pre-drinks, then Cities around 12:30

Saturday: Somehow ends at Mint somehow, then Shadows at 1am

Steak n Egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club
Person X: Whats the plan for tonight?
Person Y: Look at The Schedule
Person X: Shadow it is
by Jaghi December 12, 2013
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