Horn Scraper

(Horn Scrape -* err) - /n - A person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.

Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.

Private: Man do you see how much time he has been spending around the Master Sergeant lately?
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!

by WeenSauce March 17, 2009

scraperclip

The paperclip that stoners use to scrape their drug paraphernalia to get rez It is unbent with just the end staying bent to work as a handle, the other end has a little piece bent to get the shaft of the bowl.

Me:"yo Snoop you like rez?"
snoop:"nah man here take it."
Me:"holy shit that's like 3 layers!!! Hand me the SCRAPERCLIP."

I only use snoop instead of snoop dog or lion cuz idk what he is amymore. That motherfucker can change animals like he's a fucking ditto

by AX3 September 25, 2014

Scraper

When you are sucking a mans dick during oral sex and accidentally scrape his dick with your teeth.

You scraped his dick! You are such a scraper .

by Shane Adams January 31, 2018

Testi Scraper

When you receive pain to your balls, or groin area it's called a "Testi Scraper".

testi scraper

The skater fell off the rail slide and straddled the rail. "That was a real Testi Scraper!"

by jspoke73 March 14, 2011

Ground Scraper

Comeback for when a short person calls a tall person a sky scraper.

Knee Pads- "your a freaken sky scraper!"
Troll- "Shut up you ground scraper!"

by Roach1er April 5, 2011

Bed scrapers

Breasts so large that they scrape the bed when engaging in intercourse in the doggy style position.

Hey Brad, have you seen the new receptionist? She's got some real bed scrapers

by Nicker_doodle September 23, 2016

Spine Scraper

A dick that is so large that you can feel it scraping the inside of your spine.

Girl, I had a Spine Scraper last night and it was not enjoyable.

by RickRollin August 1, 2019