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scary simon

A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
by Mike Oxsmall June 13, 2008
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Scary Uncle

A classic pool move made popular in 2006. It's when you do a front flip into the pool and pull your pants down mid flip. The purpose is to land in front of someone and splash them. It's usually directed toward children or friends.
"Dude, I heard Tony scary uncled Chuck twice at the pool today. And he said he's gonna do it again!"

"Tony scary uncled every little kid at my pool today. Some kid's dad kicked him out."
by Royce da59 July 6, 2010
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scary mesa

housing section on Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton. known for being ghetto and low quality.
I hate living in scary mesa, its so ghetto!
by lcpl smuckatelly October 18, 2010
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scarfyyii

Scarfyyii is one of my favoritist mutuals
by qurapika March 15, 2022
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oh oh scary!

Oh oh, oh shiver me timbers. SHUT UP MAN! Used as a sarcastic word to pretend you're scared but in reality, you don't give a single shit.
*Arguing on discord as an example*

Stranger: You're so ugly
You: *insert good comeback*
Stranger: Say that again and I will come to your house and kill you
You: Oh oh scary! Shut up man
by Shitass, True God May 1, 2021
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Scarred

To leave lasting signs of damage on. A mark of past injury.
by OneBadAsp November 4, 2006
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