Scalped

When you snatch a weave so hard it literally takes the skin off your head

Have you heard rhianna's new album? Beyoncé is scalped

by get scalped August 29, 2017

toy scalper

An individual of low moral fiber who buys up "it" toys and sells them online for an exorbitant price.

I wanted to buy my little girl a Monster High doll for her birthday but when I got to the store, I found that they had been bought out by toy scalpers!

by The Bearded Menace April 8, 2012

scarparolo

Scarparolo's are the pest people you will ever meet their funny kind great at spelling will make you laugh honestly if you ever meet a Scarparolo then your one of the luckiest people alive to have such great people around you.

Man The Scarparolo's are so cool dude.

by Hobokoebdjnod March 27, 2020

sarpliment

A sarcastic compliment. More leaning towards insulting a person rather than actually giving a compliment. If a sarpliment is properly delivered, it'll enrage you.

Jon: hola como estas - does that mean "hello how are you"
Dalia: yup. very good spanish. youre practically fluent now
Jon: is that a sarpliment? damnit

by fendien_nyc March 26, 2008

Scapegoat Speeder

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

Nazi Scapegoating

What evil people use to rationalize their cruel and wicked behavior against others. In reality, the ones that call their victims a "Nazi" are themselves a Nazi. Most notably used by filthy russian military scum to play down the killing and raping of innocent civilians.

Literally everybody: Hey bruh why'd you kill that man on the streets, he did nothing wrong.
Evil people: He was a Nazi. Had to clean out the dirt, you know.
Literally everybody: Bruh fuck off with that nazi scapegoating and come to terms that you killed an innocent man.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 5, 2022

scapejoke

Any person (need not be present) that is the go-to "butt" of any joke. In any situation, whether it be at a classroom, party, funeral, etc., this person's reputation can ease the thickest of tensions.

Yo, Dick is the scapejoke of the school. All you have to do is say his name, and other people laugh cause they know what's up.

by Karl Hunggus October 30, 2007