scummy bum

When your ass itches, and the only solution is to shower. Usually caused by poor hygiene.

John: My butt is itching, and I took a shower..

Jim: You’ve got a scummy bum man..

by Capt.Mick March 24, 2024

Scummy lummys

Some dumb word my friend says

SCUMMY LUMMYS

by Mrbunz January 3, 2019

Scummy Mommy

Nickname for a dumb whore who lies and cheats for reconigniton and is just overall a bitch on Earth

Friend: Hey man how's it going with your girl?
Man: Eh she turned out to be a scummy mommy.
Friend: Womp Womp Womp, Fuck that bitch

by Error 420: Get Fucked January 15, 2024

Scummy Mummy

Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'

A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.

by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019

scummy bear

A Greek delicacy, the scummy bear is a gummy bear that has previously been inserted into a hairy mans dirty asshole

Jimmy fell asleep first so we fed him a scummy bear

by El Coochie Man October 2, 2020

Scummy Rat

Most predominantly named Nic

Nic, you are a scummy rat

by Wingy460 August 6, 2021

Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 30, 2018